enures:

If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

(via suspend)

gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

image

(via pizza)

instagrarn:

i hate when ppl say “omg you’re ALWAYS on tumblr” 

like ??? yes i get more attention on a website than i do when im around my friends its ridiculous isnt it 

(via unpromise)

queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

(via mylifeasahermit)

"Can I call you? I miss the sound of your voice."
1 day ago
1 day ago

raffina:

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

(via oknope)

nichvlas:

I wanna be attractive enough to get cute messages.

(Source: nichvlas, via happiest)

3 days ago

stability:

*annoying fifth grader voice*

haha spell icup

(Source: stability, via pizza)

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via lubricates)

frickbook:

is there like financial aid for concert tickets

(Source: inflexa, via happiest)